Pauper: Turbo Exhume

hey guise, I wish we could update more often, but genius takes time, amiright?

Anyway, there's a pauper deck that I saw on magic gathering strat a few months ago that I really liked.  The deck plays very well and it's quite impressive how many turn-2/3 concessions you get.

List:

4 Ulamog's Crusher
4 Gurmag Angler
4 Stinkweed Imp
4 Exhume
4 Tormenting Voice
4 Wild Guess
4 Faithless Looting
2 Simian Spirit Guide
4 Dragon Breath
2 Dragon Fangs
4 Stinkweed Imp
2 Duress
2 Flame Slash
4 Geothermal Crevice
4 Sandstone Needle
4 Evolving Wilds
5 Mountain
3 Swamp

I'm missing Lotus Petals and Manamorphose, which are surprisingly expensive online.

So the idea is to draw cards like crazy, throw an Eldrazi and Dragons Breath in the graveyard, play an exhume and then attack on turn 2-3, which usually shuts them out.  They cant even chump block if you give it trample.

The other option is to run out the zombie fish.  A 5/5 for B is pretty impressive on turn 1-4, but after that it will generally just trade with two guys.

The duress/flame slash are concessions to Delver.  This deck has serious problems against any deck with counterspells.  Even if they don't have a threat out, it feels real gross to have 4 permanents when your opponent has 9 lands and a full grip.

Anyway, I might be playing some magic this weekend (in real life! gasp!) so we'll see how it goes.  Maybe I'll eventually do a daily.  That could be fun.

So hopefully more updates to come!